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When Harry met Fergie – SUPER interview

I came across this article some time back but forgot to post it. Harry Redknapp & Alex Ferguson share some lesser known facts and incidents they witnessed in their managerial career.

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They have 61 years and more than 2000 games of managerial experience between them and in London this week, at a dinner organised by the League Managers’ Association to honour their exclusive 1,000 club, Sir Alex Ferguson and Harry Redknapp shared some of their stories.The much-respected managers of Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur delivered a quite brilliant 45-minute performance.

The best bits are highlighted………

Tell us about that first game in management.

SIR ALEX FERGUSON: 1974. East Stirling against Tranmere and a young Steve Coppell was playing centre forward for Tranmere. I’d been in the same position as every manager that finishes playing one day and becomes a manager the next.

When I took over the job I had eight players, and the chairman, Willie Muirhead, who was a great old man, was a chain smoker and when he had a problem the smoking went quicker.

I said: ‘Mr Chairman, can I have a list of the players?’ and he started coughing, the fag was going at a hundred miles an hour, and the list had eight players and no goalkeeper.

He said they would have a board meeting and raise some money for me. He came back and said he had £2,000, and I started trawling the free list. My first signing is now the manager of Ross County, George Adams. I paid £100 and to this day I think it was too much! But it was great because it taught you how to survive.

HARRY REDKNAPP: 1983, Bournemouth against Lincoln. I’d taken over on the Friday and the next day most of the games were called off because it was so cold the pitches were frozen solid.

But Lincoln, who were one of the best teams in the division at the time, came down, took one look at the pitch and then re-emerged with pimpled studs. We only had long nylon studs, and we could hardly stand up in the kick-about.

Anyway we’re 8-0 down, we’ve just won a corner and the kitman is screaming at the centre-half to get up the pitch. ‘We’re not going to win 9-8,’ I said. We lost 9-0 and I honestly thought that my first game was going to be my last.

What memories of Aberdeen do you most cherish Sir Alex?

SAF: I had a wonderful chairman there, Dick Donald. The man became like a father to me after I lost my own. I remember what he said before my last cup final with Aberdeen.

‘I wouldn’t mind if we lost this,’ says the chairman. ‘Why did you say a thing like that?!’ I ask him. ‘Well, I think some of these boys are getting carried away with themselves,’ he says. ‘Give me an example,’ I say to him.

‘Well, take Willie Miller, the captain. I saw his wife the other day wearing a leather coat!’

And what about some of those players, Harry, at West Ham?

HR: Paolo Di Canio was a favourite. I used to always make sure he was on the winning side in training. I’d make sure Stuart Pearce and Nigel Winterburn were on his team so nobody kicked him. But he was brilliant.

I also had Florin Raducioiu, a World Cup star for Romania. One day we went to play Stockport County and he went shopping at Harvey Nics instead. He took the in-laws.
Then there was Paulo Futre. He was a wonderful player, too, but the first game of the season we went to Arsenal. Paulo walked in, holding up his shirt. He says ‘Futre not 16, Futre 10. Maradona, Pele, Eusebio, Futre 10.’

I tried to explain about squad numbers and team sheets but he gave me some almighty grief. So I said put your shirt on or kindly leave the dressing room ... in so many words.

The next thing I know he’s gone. So I went outside to the ref and said look, Frank Lampard Snr has made a mistake. I said he’s put Paulo Futre’s name on the team sheet and he’s not even here!

Then Arsene Wenger comes out and says ‘what is this, tactics?’ I said ‘No, it’s Frank’s cock-up’. He then let me change the names on the team sheet — and they still beat us 3-0.

The matter was resolved when Paulo lent John Moncur his villa on the Algarve for two weeks and got the No 10 shirt in exchange.

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What’s the most difficult part of the job today?

SAF: It’s a different player character we’ve got today. It’s a player who’s more fragile than players were 25 years ago.

They are maybe more cocooned today by the agents, or by the press they receive at times. They’re less likely to hold their hands up and say they’re at fault for things. If you go back 30 years you had a player with a certain pride, a responsibility for their own performance.

They were less protected so they could come in and say ‘hands up, my fault’. And that was good.

Today they are very protected, more fragile than ever, and that’s a lot to do with the type of people who guide them like agents, or even to a degree the press, who protect the stars, whereas years ago they didn’t have that protection.

A thing that has gone for managers is the old way we’d negotiate. If I wanted to buy a player from Harry I’d phone him up, or he’d phone me. Those days have gone. Now it’s all conducted by agents phoning the chairman or chief executive.

I don’t get calls from agents as such. Nonetheless, they conduct most transfers — it’s not right. I’ve had to handle that... it’s the new way.

There’s a great book called United Unlimited and there’s a fantastic photo of Manchester United versus Leeds United in the Sixties and there’s absolute mayhem in the middle of the pitch. The players are fighting and biting and scratching. And in the background there’s not a bit of emotion from the fans. Today you see the culture among the supporters, they’re over the fence, they’re screaming, they’re bawling. It’s different today and a reason, allied with other things, why chairmen react quickly and get rid of their manager.

HR: We’ll end up with a league full of billionaire owners, all winners in whatever they do in their life, all expecting to win. But we can’t all win. There’s going to be a champion and there’s going to be cup winners. And those who miss out aren’t going to like it.

SAF: The new owners are Americans, Chinese, Russians. How do they achieve their money? It’s not what football was used to. Sudden wealth. And there’s a quick reaction to everything that happens on the football pitch.

Tell us about your best and worst signings.

HR: The best signing I ever made was Jim Smith, and we had a great time together at Portsmouth. I remember Chris Kamara coming down with a Sky camera crew and he’s outside our office at Fratton Park at about 10 past two, telling the camera how this is the inner sanctum. This is where Harry and Jim are masterminding Portsmouth’s
success.

And then he knocks, comes in the room and there’s me and Jim reading the Racing Post.

And what about the one that got away?

HR: I was at West Ham and Frank Lampard Snr and I were approached by these two villains who said they were doing some business in the Ukraine, and we were so scared of them we agreed to have a look at a couple of these kids.

One of them we played against Barnet Reserves and he scored the winner. They said they wanted a million quid for him, and Frank said it was too much — well I’m blaming Frank — and we let him go. His name was Andriy Shevchenko!

Any turkeys for you Sir Alex?

SAF: I have never been forgiven for signing Ralph Milne. Ralph was a troubled lad. It was a pity. And Eric Djemba-Djemba. So good they named him twice! I was actually in Denmark recently and he’s doing well over there (for Odense BK). He was on the short-list for their player of the season.

I often remember players for the talents they had away from football. Peter Schmeichel was a superb pianist, and he would sometimes sit there and play for us blindfolded. And Kieran Richardson. The day he left the club he brought me this wonderful painting he had done.

Source: Daily Mail

Bizarre news of the week - 3

A week for the goalies. We have Lehmann again who left the field to answer nature’s call. Let’s say he was pretty “PEE”ved about it.

Lehmann peeved

Cartwheeling Goalie gets Pwned!

Jabulani – 2010 World Cup Official Football

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With the 2010 Cup's Jabulani ball (‘to celebrate’ in isiZulu), Adidas claims it has surpassed its own Teamgeist from 2006 in constructing the roundest and most accurate ball ever played. See how it's made inside.

And you thought a ball was just a ball? From the iconic 32 panel black and white Telstar introduced in Mexico City in 1970 to the latest unveiled today for South Africa, the goal for Adidas, naturally, has always been to build a better ball. Soccer players want a ball that feels good on the foot and flies predictably no matter where on the ball it’s struck. Teamgeist achieved its improvements by reducing the number of panels from 32 to just 12, by thermally bonding the panels thereby eliminating inaccurate stitching and by forming the outer panels in 3-D versus making them flat and bending them into shape.

Jabulani takes another step towards perfection with just eight EVA and TPU panels that provide a 70% larger striking surface due to fewer seams. While the Teamgeist ball was great for strikers, many goal keepers complained that the ball's aerodynamics created a lack of rotation in the air, making its path at times erratic, like a knuckleball. Jabulani attempts to stabilize the flight pattern of the ball through what Adidas is calling ‘aero grooves’, essentially long indentations along the panels. The grooves divide the ball up into additional pseudo-panels but by molding the grooves Adidas can achieve consistent location and shape to achieve optimal flight. The surface of the ball has also been covered with raised nubbins to help with tactile feel on the foot.

While Adidas would not provide numerical flight data, it claims that robotic kicking and wind tunnel testing at Loughborough University in England and at its own football lab in Germany show that Jabulani is its most accurate ball. To be sanctioned FIFA Approved, a ball is only subject to a handful of more static tests, which the Jabulani ball obviously meets.

Jabulani

• Circumference: FIFA Standard: 68.5-69.5cm, Jabulani: 69.0 +/- 0.2

• Roundness: Diameter is measured in 16 different locations. FIFA Standard: max 1.5% difference, Jabulani: max 1.0% difference

• Water Absorption: A ball is pressed and rotated in water 250 times: FIFA Standard: max 10% weight increase. Jabulani: 0% weight increase

• Weight: FIFA standard: 420-445 grams, Jabulani: 440 +/- 0.2 grams

• Uniform Rebound: The only dynamic FIFA test, the ball is dropped ten times onto a steel plate from a two meter height. The difference from the lowest to the highest bounce can be no more than 10 cm. Jabulani bounced in a range from 143 to 149 cm.

• Loss of Pressure: Air pressure measured three days after inflation. FIFA Standard: 20% max loss, Jabulani: 10% max loss

For a unique look into complex manufacturing steps to create the ball, see the video below.

Source: http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2009-12/science-behind-jubulani-adidass-2010-world-cup-soccer-ball

World Cup 2010 – Ke Nako (It’s time)

The draw for the Fifa World Cup 2010 in South Africa is finally here.

World Cup draw

From the looks of it, England have it quite easy. Group G is the one to look out for. Definitely the Group of Death. Ivory Coast have the misfortune again to be placed in the Group of Death. If Brazil and Spain win their groups, they can’t meet until the final. The easiest of opposition to overcome on paper often turn out to be the most dangerous underdogs on the pitch. So, it’s not easy to predict what happens. However, I’d like to think Spain have the strongest team on paper.

My heart says England but my mind says Spain to lift the World Cup. So let’s see what happens. 188 days to go. BRING IT!

Bizarre news of the week - 2

American “soccer’s” FEMALE Vinnie Jones

 

Retard BRUSHES teeth in the stadium

Apparently the world’s fastest goal (2 seconds)